Knockwurst – College Kids

The College Kids’ Chants – Version 2

April 2024, by Jerry Verlin

The Times of Israel ran the above photo in September 2024 above a news article lede:

“Anti-Israel protestors at Harvard University chanted ‘long live the intifada’ and ‘globalize the intifada,’ as they marched through campus on Friday, three days after classes began, indicating the summer break did little to temper tensions over Israel’s war against Hamas in Gaza.”

But, in my gearing up for the then upcoming November 2024 US presidential election mood, I’d already offered the college kids even better chants that went like this:

Soros, Soros, with your bucks
We march with signs that Israel sucks;
So now to thank us clueless clones,
Stop by the Bank and pay our loans.

Israel heed what’s prophesized,
You’ll be securest nine miles wide;
So out with Bibi, in with Labor
and peaceful Fatah for a neighbor.

U.S. Jews, you’re right to say,
“Zionism is passe”;
But do not falter in your voice
So loud and stridently pro-Choice.

In this war that now abides,
There are not good folks on both sides;
Dems, stick with Arabs on the stump,
Else we’ll vote for Donald Trump.

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